George Carlin Fine And Dandy Quotes & Sayings

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on. — Kurt Vonnegut

A review was published in Nature, very scathing, essentially calling me incompetent, though they didn't use that word. I am putting a reply on my Web site in a few days, where I go through their arguments, paragraph by paragraph. — Bjorn Lomborg

Love consents to all and commands only those who consent. Love is abdication. God is abdication. — Simone Weil

The sermon begins in the parking lot. — Andy Stanley

PRAYER THOUGHT: Through Your mercy and grace, Lord, I truly and completely yield myself to You. — Oswald Chambers

I don't believe in ageing. I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun. Hence my optimism. And to alter now, cleanly and sanely, I want to shuffle off this loose living randomness: people; reviews; fame; all the glittering scales; and be withdrawn, and concentrated. — Virginia Woolf

Logan smiled and raised his eyebrows. "I don't know what porn site you watched this morning, but if this is the result, we need to buy a subscription. — Ella Frank

I think you can blame certain police officers for certain behavior, you can blame certain departments for certain behavior, and power and so forth, but, ultimately, I'd say it's about us, and it's about society, and I say - even if its sounds a little controversial - put the police aside for a second. It's really not about them. It's about the game that's been created to keep the status quo going and to let the people who own it all gain from the game. — Oren Moverman

One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was. — George Carlin