Gelding Tongs Quotes & Sayings

In truth, it is I who have defiled myself, for one is one s own fiercest enemy. — Ding Ling

To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery. — Stephan Pastis

If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed. — Michael J. Fox

Waste no time to compare yourself with others. Find your soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass. — Greg Norman

I'm not inventing anything new, I'm just using existing material differently. — Shigeru Ban

It's always money no matter kind of budget you have, though, it forces you to be creative and not take anything for granted. — Matthew Bonifacio

You are a monster! — Tahereh Mafi

Mr. Malone, who contrived to secure two glasses of wine, when his brethren contented themselves with one, waxed by degrees hilarious after his fashion; that is, he grew a little insolent, said rude things in a hectoring tone, and laughed clamorously at his own brilliancy. — Anonymous

In several speeches and interviews, Donald Trump has brought up his book 'The Art of the Deal,' and said that Obama would have negotiated a better deal with Iran if he had read it. It got even more awkward for Obama when Iran was like, 'It worked for us - you guys got screwed!' — Jimmy Fallon

It was some time before I could summon resolution to go down through the trees and bushes upon the flank of the headland to the beach. At last I did it at a run; and as I emerged from the thicket upon the sand, I heard some other body come crashing after me. At that I completely lost my head with fear, and began running along the sand. Forthwith there came the swift patter of soft feet in pursuit. I gave a wild cry, and redoubled my pace. Some dim, black things about three or four times the size of rabbits went running or hopping up from the beach towards the bushes as I passed. — H.G.Wells