Gelang Pasien Quotes & Sayings

Your mother would have more luck winning her election than teaching you how to be charming. Izzy Malone, going to charm school! Are you going to walk across the room with a book stuck on your head?"

"No, it's not like that at all," I said as he doubled over with laughter. "And I really don't see what's so funny."

"It's just that"--he gasped--"it would be like teaching a hippo to wear high heels! — Jenny Lundquist

Too much study depletes the soul of its strength. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse? — Eugene Mirman

When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses. — Heather Hill

Everyone gets forgotten because of Alzheimer's, ignored because of ignorance about oneself and replaced because of trying to stay in the same place. — Amit Abraham

Laws that only threaten, and are not kept, become like the log that was given to the frogs to be their king, which they feared at first, but soon scorned and trampled on. — Miguel De Cervantes

Go where we may, rest where we will,
Eternal London haunts us still. — Thomas Moore