Geiszler Garage Quotes & Sayings

Stop it. This is serious! (Selena)
Serious? Please. I'm standing out here on my twenty-ninth birthday, barefoot and in jeans my mother would burn, holding a stupid book to my chest in an effort to summon a Greek love-slave from the great beyond. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

There is something revolting about the way girls' minds so often jump to marriage long before they jump to love. — Dodie Smith

I really don't care much about what you do, where you're from, the size of your bank account, or even where you went to school. Show me kindness, respect, act with integrity, and you'll have a fan and a friend for life. — Charles F. Glassman

I'd love to see more novels and short stories where the characters have their own folklore that isn't the Plot-Bearing Prophecy of Doom. — Marie Brennan

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. — Robin Williams

My religion is Get Over It. — Nora Ephron

The main secret of his progress, the secret of all wisdom, was, that with him action was the beginning and end of thought. — George MacDonald

Leaps of greatness require the combined problem-solving ability of people who trust each other. — Simon Sinek

The Republicans claim they are for strengthening Pell grants when the truth is that over the last four years, their legislation has done the exact opposite. — John Conyers

He has trifled with the sacred memory of my husband," thought the Professor's widow. "On my life and honor, I will make him pay for it. — Wilkie Collins

It wasn't love - it was commerce. — Brent Weeks

Mr. Knightley, in fact, was one of the few people who could see faults in Emma Woodhouse, and the only one who ever told her of them. — Jane Austen

Public disinterest in punishing illegal vote buying means that local prosecutors rarely pursue charges against their fellow elected colleagues....Yet the inclination no matter how small, to blame the most vulnerable citizens for fraud is misdirected.....Any outrage over fraud should be reserved for the candidates who buy their votes, neglect the issues that concern the poor, and studiously refuse to implement policies that could help them. — Mary Frances Berry

I try to take a couple of young guys under my wing and tell them what I've learned, because you can't teach nobody if you don't know anything. — Gucci Mane