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Morality is always prejudicial. — Stefan Emunds

Falling in Love comes easy,
Staying in Love is an Art. — Phillip Pulfrey

I had just been promoted to the first rugby team. It was a perfect, wonderful coming of age. My brother was already in the team, and my father had come to watch us. We went home, and my father died in front of me. Horribly, in about half an hour. He had a heart attack. — Anthony Browne

It comes from a deep-rooted conviction that if there is anything worthwhile doing for the sake of culture, then it is touching on subject matters and situations which link people, and not those that divide people. There are too many things in the world which divide people, such as religion, politics, history, and nationalism. If culture is capable of anything, then it is finding that which unites us all. And there are so many things which unite people. It doesn't matter who you are or who I am, if your tooth aches or mine, it's still the same pain. Feelings are what link people together, because the word 'love' has the same meaning for everybody. Or 'fear', or 'suffering'. We all fear the same way and the same things. And we all love in the same way. That's why I tell about these things, because in all other things I immediately find division. — Krzysztof Kieslowski

I turn you out of doors tenant desire you pay no rent I turn you out of doors all my best rooms are yours the brain and heart depart I turn you out of doors switch off the lights throw water on the fire I turn you out of doors stubborn desire. — Alain Chartier

The most damnable and pernicious heresy that has ever plagued the mind of man was the idea that somehow he could make himself good enough to deserve to live with an all-holy God. — Martin Luther

No man can predict the time when others will choose to return to reason. — Ayn Rand

Your biggest obstacle is the man in the mirror — Thabiso Monkoe

I've got just as much luck with locks as I do hearts. In other words, no luck at all. — S.D. Lawendowski

I think the three years have demonstrated how little this argument has to do with reality. — Yevgeny Primakov

Don't Stop Searching Until You Find Creative & Gainful Unemployment — Dean Cavanagh

Whenever the cause of the people is entrusted to professors, it is lost. — Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

The problem is that the atmosphere does not yet exist in which honest police officers can act without fear of ridicule or reprisal from fellow officers. — Frank Serpico