Geico Camel Quotes & Sayings

Show me 12 drunkards and I will show you 12 nagging wives. — Charles Spurgeon

You have as much laughter as you have faith. — Martin Luther

And of all its money-making rip-offs, the selling of indulgences must surely rank among the greatest con tricks in history, the medieval equivalent of the Nigerian Internet scam but far more successful. — Richard Dawkins

The point of living in the world is just to stay interested. — Kathleen Rooney

King of the animals
as thou hast described him
I should rather say king of the beasts, thou being the greatest
because thou doest only help them, in order that they give thee their children for the benefit of the gullet, of which thou hast attempted to make a sepulchre for all animals; and I would say still more, if I were allowed to speak the entire truth ... now does not nature produce enough simple (vegetarian) food for thee to satisfy thyself? — Leonardo Da Vinci

But if they stripped all those labels off, people might be shocked to find a normal girl beneath. Who doesn't want to spend her days on the defensive. Who wants what everyone else wants. To be loved. — Kim Harrington

Amazing how quickly someone else's problems become yours. Trouble creates a vacuum into which the rest of us get sucked. — Sue Grafton

I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh. — Shirley Henderson

The only acceptable imperialism is the Imperialism of the Forest! Let the whole world are invaded by the tree-soldiers! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

We are altering the most basic forces of the planet's surface - the content of the sunlight, the temperature and aridity - and that brings out the most powerful questions about who is in charge. If you wanted to give a name to this theological problem, I think you could say that we are engaged in decreation. — Bill McKibben

Really, the F word in a song - it should be the least of the worries of parents these days. — Enrique Iglesias

The famous soft watches are nothing else than the tender, extravagant, solitary, paranoic-critical camembert oftime and space. — Salvador Dali

Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine. — Conan O'Brien