Geeve Quotes & Sayings

The one that sang, old Janine, was always whispering into the g***** microphone before she sang. She'd say, 'And now we like to geeve you our impression of Vooly Voo Fransay. Eet ees the story of leetle Fransh girl who comes to a beeg ceety, just like New York, and falls een love wees a leetle boy from Brookleen. We hope you like eet.' Then, when she was all done whispering and being cute as hell, she'd sing some dopey song, half in English and half in French, and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy. — J.D. Salinger

I simply am going to look you in the eye and say that if the United States hopes to remain a major player among nations, facing challenges such as poverty, inadequate education, and global market competition, we're going to need to draw deeply from our entire talent pool, not just half of it. — Kathy Cloninger

That night as I cried myself to sleep I knew that, somewhere in the sky, Karim was doing the same; and some of my tears were his tears, and some of his tears were mine. — Kamila Shamsie

It takes one to tell, and two to missunderstand. — H.C.Paye

Great writers leave us not just their works, but a way of looking at things. — Elizabeth Janeway

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. — Phillip Adams

The best way of increasing the [average] intelligence of scientists would be to reduce their number. — Alexis Carrel

The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you cant ignore it, top it; if you cant top it, laugh at it; if you cant laugh at it, its probably deserved — Russell Lynes

The corporate government is heavily influenced by the utility company cartel. — Steven Magee

Tori, are you smoking crack or something?"

The bell rings and she cocks her head. It's a mannerism that is so completely Tori, nonchalantly says to me, "To be coninued, once again. And no, Charlie, I do not smoke crack, I snort it."

I look at her like she is the crazy one and burst out laughing. "Gotcha!" she says as we part ways and head to class. — Heather Gunter

True success, true happiness lies in freedom and fulfillment. — Dada Vaswani

COURAGE is not a quality you teach. Courage is the by-product of self-discipline. It is an ATTITUDE. — Gerry Lindgren

These stories are all true, but only somewhere else. — Kristopher Jansma