Gebelein Mummies Quotes & Sayings

Deep thoughts about the universe mean nothing if you keep putting yourself in the centre of it. — Vito Michienzi

Under Obama, income growth has been confined almost entirely to those at the top of the income distribution, continuing a pattern that began under President George W. Bush. — Timothy Noah

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

It was our love of foreign cloth that ousted the wheel from its position of dignity. — Mahatma Gandhi

The first law I passed in my cabinet was a law eliminating the double salary for the prime minister and the ministers. I have a salary as member of parliament. I don't want a double salary. So it was a very important decision. — Enrico Letta

Caroline, sister of William, was trained by him as a singer in the Bath days and had considerable success in Handel's oratorios under her brother's conductorship. (The method of training adopted was for her to sing the violin parts of concertos with a gag in her mouth.) It was with great reluctance that she dropped music to be trained as an assistant astronomer, yet she made discoveries - eight minor planets, one of them named after her. — Percy Scholes

He wanted her to lift her head at this moment. He wanted her to look him in the eyes and realize that he loved her. He wanted her to love him back. — Courtney Milan

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies