Gasteyer Of Saturday Quotes & Sayings

How much does the universe weigh, when it fasts for infinity? — Akiane Kramarik

Presbyterians are the spirit of the Antichrist. — Pat Roberts

For give the dry fool drink, then is the fool not dry. Bid the dishonest man mend himself. If he mend, he is no longer dishonest. If he cannot, let the botcher mend him. Anything — William Shakespeare

I'm actually filming all the time, and I don't have much time to do anything. I've always been that way. — Mike Colter

Politics ruins the character — Otto Von Bismarck

The only time you ever hurt me is when you leave me. — Josephine Angelini

The State is not God. It has not the right to take away what it cannot restore when it wants to. — Anton Chekhov

He wondered if normalcy was something, like vision or silence, you didn't realize was precious until you lost it. — Cassandra Clare

When seen in retrospect, fashions seem to express their era. Although it is more difficult to draw conclusions from contemporary clothes, the same principles which hold for the clothes of the past must hold for clothes of the present and the future. — James Laver

I don't question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe, I really question a lot. — Penn Jillette