Gaspode The Wonder Quotes & Sayings

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic. — Jimmy Fallon

Real power is measured by how much you can let things be. — Henry David Thoreau

No man can make haste to be rich without going against the will of God, in which case it is the one frightful thing to be successful. — George MacDonald

Some speak of the public as if it were someone with whom they have had dinner at the Leipzig Fair in the Hotel de Saxe. Who is this public? The public is not a thing, but rather an idea, a postulate, like the Church. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

When I was a child in Scotland, I was fond of everything that was wild, and all my life I've been growing fonder and fonder of wild places and wild creatures. Fortunately, around my native town of Dunbar, by the stormy North Sea, there was no lack of wildness... — John Muir

Real heroes are like poor old Gaspode. No one ever notices them until afterward. That's the reality. — Terry Pratchett

Wolves hate werewolves.'
'What? That can't be right! When she's wolf-shaped she's just like a wolf!'
'So? When she's human-shaped she's just like a human. And what's that got to do with anything? Humans don't like werewolves. Wolves don't like werewolves. People don't like wolves that can think like people, an' people don't like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere.' said Gaspode. He assessed this sentence and added, 'Even when they're wolves. — Terry Pratchett

Yo, bitch," he said. "Vot vas that?" Gaspode reconsidered his strategy. "Hi, foxy ... er ... wolf lady," he tried. — Terry Pratchett

Psht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? -JEN — Quinn Loftis

Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand. — Karl Marx

Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain. — Jimmy Fallon

It as true that normal people couldn't hear Gaspode speak, because dogs don't speak. It's a well know fact.
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Besides, almost all dogs don't talk. Ones that do are merely a statistical error, and can therefore be ignored. — Terry Pratchett

The media have, indeed, provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. — Malcolm Muggeridge

Spring drew on ... and a greenness grew over those brown beds, which, freshening daily, suggested the thought that Hope traversed them at night, and left each morning brighter traces of her steps. — Charlotte Bronte

Remember: Pants=Love. Love your pals. Love yourself. — Ann Brashares

He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett

Trying to destroy darkness is like trying to crush water. It will always be a part of you, whether you admit it or not. — C.M. Rayne