Gas Lighter Quotes & Sayings

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about. — Jackie Mason

I always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway! — Claudia Lee

The critical question is not whether you'll have luck, but what you do with the luck that you get. — James C. Collins

If there is a heaven, it should be like all the places you love or the places you've never been but wish you'd visited while you were still alive." -Giselle — Edwidge Danticat

The little dragon turned on Vimes a gaze that would be guaranteed to win it the award for Dragon the Judges would Most Like to Take Home and Use as a Portable Gas Lighter. — Terry Pratchett

Highly intelligent women tend to marry men who are less intelligent than they are. — Daniel Kahneman

The ocean has a voice, one that haunts me with its music every moment I'm awake. Even in my dreams it tugs on me, building the ache inside my bones until I can't ignore who I am. My mother says the water is dangerous, that beyond the innocent whitecaps they're waiting, but I never hear her over the call of the sea. — Tabi Card

Set example to your children, in speech and in conduct. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There are a lot of places," I reply, "that I thought I'd never go. — Jodi Picoult

In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter. — Vikrmn

Success is what sells. — Andy Warhol

Faith is the best ingredient for miracles. — Matshona Dhliwayo

You cannot fall in love with me." "Cannot ... what? — Pam Godwin

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievance
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Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. — The Founding Fathers

She wandered to one of the lavender stalks and touched the tiny violet-blue blossoms, and brought her scented fingertips to her throat. "They extract the essential oil by forcing steam through the plants and drawing off the liquid. It takes something like five hundred pounds of lavender plants to produce just a few precious ounces of oils. — Lisa Kleypas

I loved a man who had opened up a world to me but hadn't loved me enough to stay in it. — Jojo Moyes

You want to be the best at your position. And if people think of me as one of the best ever, that's the ultimate compliment. — Brian Urlacher