Garveys Choice Quotes & Sayings

Once I entered the house late at night and overheard Mark and my mom having sex by the fireplace. She was moaning like she was flying on a magic carpet. I almost puked into the kitchen sink. I would give anything for her to dump him. Jade's mom says it will never happen because women over 45 have a better chance of getting blown up by a terrorist than finding a man. Haha! If I ever get that desperate, I will buy a giant vibrator and never leave the house. — Allison Burnett

As I got more confident, I was able to let actors improvise, and do long takes. It's 10%, 5% you learn and experience. The rest you just have or you don't have. — Woody Allen

God has invested entirely too much in you for you to be comfortable in anything less than you were created to be. — T.D. Jakes

In some communities, I show up, and they say, 'Well, we haven't seen our Democrat congressman in 10 years.' — Rand Paul

I can only wait for the final amnesia, the one that can erase an entire life. — Luis Bunuel

[Early on,] the attitude was that what I was doing wasn't music. — Beck