Garth Waynes World Quotes & Sayings

Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake! — David Letterman

It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed. — Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

Most Americans don't think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should. — Al Franken

Your Twitter Profile is your business card. — Germany Kent

For right now he was wanted and he was good. And he so rarely experienced either that it was one of the most special moments of his life. — Laura Kaye

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees. — Jay Leno

It comes with age. I can't watch movies that are inhumane. — Louise Fletcher

The amount of time people waste dwelling on failures rather than putting that energy into another project, always amazes me — Richard Branson

And what right do you have to judge me? He was nothing to you but a drink."
"No," I said. "I loved him."
She looked away from me. A moment later she said, "I have never understood homosexuality. I can't picture what you men do with each other."
"I could tell you but it would completely miss the point. — Michael Nava

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. — Kevin Hearne