Garrotes Garage Quotes & Sayings

That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous. — Preston Sturges

I'm too mature to be angry. — Jesse Jackson

We search for fault because it let's God off the hook, and without Him we don 't know where to turn. — Michael Marshall

These reports that are not explained by natural phenomena or exploding outhouses are known as UFO's, which is the official abbreviation for Unidentified Flying Objects. I suppose it could also stand for Uncommonly Fat Orangutans, but in this case it does not. — Cuthbert Soup

Crowds prevent you to see the infinite horizons; get rid of the crowds and open your horizons. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I shall do down in history as the man who opened a door! — Leonardo Da Vinci

Marital sex is a divine sympony between two people , and God is leading the orchestra . — Osunsakin Adewale

I would like to suggest to you that you 'grab life by the horns' and do not let life grab you by the horns. You take control of your lives. ... Do not let life control you. ... Take charge. Rise to the divinity that is within you. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries. — Elizabeth Peters

Why don't you pack a bigger bag and come stay with me?
My stomach flutters at the thought of going to sleep in Cash's arms every night and waking up in them every morning. Of going to sleep with his taste on my tongue and waking up with his tongue in my mouth. That's what it would be like. At least for a while. For a few days.
It sounds like heaven. — M. Leighton

To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood. — Avril Lavigne

I say to people that it's a choice that we make every day in our lives. Doesn't matter what you're going through. You don't have to be going through what I went through. But it's whether you decide to get up or stay down, whether you say 'yes' or whether you say 'no' to life. Basically, I decided to say, 'Yes.' — Janine Shepherd