Garnock Campus Quotes & Sayings

Don't give your son money. As far as you can afford it, give him horses. No one ever came to grief, except honourable grief, through riding horses. No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle. Young men have often been ruined through owning horses, or through backing horses, but never through riding them; unless of course they break their necks, which, taken at a gallop, is a very good death to die. — Winston Churchill

Women forget all the past moments of the most intimate moments and the good sex when they have the next level of best sex with someone else. They just need someone to take out their hidden fantasies. — Himmilicious

Damn girl. Is your daddy a thief?"
"What?"
I'd never actually met my dad. Maybe he was. All I knew was that he'd been mortal. Hopefully, he'd been nothing like these two ass-hats. Ren flexed his nonexistent muscles, smiling.
"Well, then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?"
"Wow. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof ... We're talking about any time you start waving a carrot such as American citizenship without securing the borders, that number [of undocumented immigrants] that we have today I believe will double or triple. — Lou Barletta

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. — Dennis Miller

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. — Robin Williams

I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad. — Justin Bieber

The fact that we're alive means we should live," he argued. "Especially if we've got the time, anyway. — Richelle Mead

Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks. — Karl Kraus

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.' — Chris Christie

I love people, I really do. I'm a people person. I think that's a strength of mine. I love being around people, especially in a team setting. — Jim Harbaugh

I'd rather believe in reincarnation than hell. The idea of an afterlife is much so more tolerable when returning is an option. — Deborah Feldman

Conspiracies are fun and entertaining. The only thing to be afraid of are the facts that surround them. — Lynn Yvonne Moon

The best philanthropy is constantly in search of the finalities-a search for a cause, an attempt to cure evils at their source. — John D. Rockefeller

Like you do about Nelson Mandela, you can't help feeling the guy's a good man. — Ralph Steadman