Garfield Sleeping Quotes & Sayings

You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money. — Billy Joel

A determined Yankee book drummer once told a Southerner that 'a set of books on scientific agriculture' would teach him to 'farm twice as good as you do.' To which the Southerner replied: 'Hell, son, I don't farm half as good as I know how now. — Grady McWhiney

An opening line should invite the reader to begin the story. It should say: Listen. Come in here. You want to know about this. — Stephen King

Did you shoot me again sweetheart? — Adrienne Kress

Find people who are competent and really bright, but more importantly, people who care exactly about the same things you care about. — Steve Jobs

During the nineteenth century, the rapid emergence and proliferation of new manufacturing methods and building technologies led to the establishment of polytechnic schools that concentrated on the practicalities of engineering and construction rather than the niceties of stylistic correctness or adherence to established precedent. — Martin Filler

Leonard's incredible brain sizzled away alarmingly, an overloaded chip pan on the Stove of Life. It was impossible to know what he would think of next, because he was constantly reprogrammed by the whole universe. The sight of a waterfall or a soaring bird would send him spinning down some new path of practical speculation that invariably ended in a heap of wire and springs and a cry of "I think I know what I did wrong." He — Terry Pratchett