Garagiola Joe Quotes & Sayings

She needs time. I'm giving it to her."
"This is uncharacteristic of you, cousin," Achilles remarked.
Apollo held his gaze when he replied firmly, "I'm a man falling in love. We do many things that are uncharacteristic. — Kristen Ashley

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. — Joe Garagiola

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola

Europe's nations should be guided towards the superstate without their people understanding what is happening. This can be accomplished by successive steps, each disguised as having an economic purpose, but which will eventually and irreversibly lead to federation. — Jean Monnet

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street! — Joe Garagiola

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. — Joe Garagiola

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola

Words cannot describe the indignation a proud woman feels for her sex in disfranchisement. — Elizabeth Cady Stanton

I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.' — Joe Garagiola

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two. — Joe Garagiola

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you. — Joe Garagiola

The world is small, baby. But love is large. Big enough that coincidence occasionally rubs elbows with opportunity. — Max Monroe

The trouble with a secret life is that it is very frequently a secret from the person who lives it and not at all a secret for the people he encounters. He encounters, because he must encounter, those people who see his secrecy before they see anything else, and who drag these secrets out of him; sometimes with the intention of using them against him, sometimes with more benevolent intent; but, whatever the intent, the moment is awful and the accumulating revelation is an unspeakable anguish. The aim of the dreamer, after all, is merely to go on dreaming and not to be molested by the world. His dreams are his protection against the world. But the aims of life are antithetical to those of the dreamer, and the teeth of the world are sharp. — James Baldwin

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that ... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve. — Joe Garagiola

Don't tell me you can pitch ... pitch. Don't tell me you can sell ... sell. — Joe Garagiola

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola

There is no defense against a base on balls. — Joe Garagiola

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. — Joe Garagiola

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. — Joe Garagiola

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes. — Joe Garagiola

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola

The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action. — Joe Garagiola

Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola