Gansky Philadelphia Quotes & Sayings

(If I looked like you, Debra, I'd masturbate all the time — Jess Walter

Do you ever look less than gorgeous?" Parker asked.
"Based on the first time she came over here, I'm going to say yes," Travis said from behind me. — Jamie McGuire

Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly. — Kristen Schaal

The thing that really makes me happy is the real work and rehearsing and creating the character and the process of making the movie. Hollywood's not real. — Penelope Cruz

This is life. Right here in this room, with you, is life. — Scott Westerfeld

The chains that bind us the most closely are the ones we have broken. — Antonio Porchia

How long can a man live on the outside before he loses his ability to love? How long before there's no more hope? — Elizabeth Lowell

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively. — Voltaire

Your instinct is your divine being. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. — Tyra Banks

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow

A good-enough novel violently written now is better than a perfect novel meticulously written never. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Carli Fiorina thinks the answer for Social Security and Medicare is ... zero-based budgeting! Christ. People of a certain age are all banging their heads on the table right now. — Ted Cruz