Gandang Lalaki Quotes & Sayings

Have kids; have a lot of kids. Start early and keep having them. — Chuck Schumer

He's experienced.
He has a mind.
He seduced me and took his time doing it.
He's good company.
He makes me think.
Knowing him has changed me forever. — Coleman Dowell

I try to please everyone. — Ang Lee

We do not usually look for allies when we love. Indeed, we often look on those who love with us as rivals and trespassers. But we always look for allies when we hate. — Eric Hoffer

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. — Jeff Foxworthy

At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return. — Roger Staubach

Walk with me to the beach. We need privacy," he said quietly, his voice a seductive whisper against her ear. — Katie Reus

Just because I don't feel calm, doesn't mean I'm not calm. — Penny Reid

And I know things have to get worse before they get better. — Stephen Chbosky

As long as there's something original going on, that's all that matters. — Jeff Beck

Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you. — Terry Pratchett

To say that gender is performative is a little different because for something to be performative means that it produces a series of effects. We act and walk and speak and talk in ways that consolidate an impression of being a man or being a woman. — Judith Butler

What can you say to a man who tells you he prefers obeying God rather than men, and that as a result he's certain he'll go to heaven if he cuts your throat? — Voltaire

Life itself was an improvisation in which I was going to have to deal with what came to me and not think about what should have come. — Alan Alda