Gancayco Balasbas Quotes & Sayings

So sorry for your loss," Grandma said to Monica. "My condolences."
"Yeah, whatever," Monica said.
Grandma leaned into the casket for a close look.
"What are you gonna do, kiss him?" Monica asked.
"I was trying to see where they cut him up when they took his brain out," Grandma said.
Monica sucked in some fake smoke. "You'd have to unzip his pants for that one. — Janet Evanovich

48 Now we understand, also, that God is perfected in threes. Now, God is "perfected" in three. "Grace" is five. Seven is "completion," like the world. — William Branham

What are you offering now?" I asked suspiciously. "Just me, my friendship. Just me, and the now-and-then right to kiss you, hold your hand, touch your hair, and take you to the movies, and listen to your dreams because you listen to mine, and be silly once in a while, build a past we'll enjoy rememberings - that's all. — V.C. Andrews

A complete life may be one ending in so full identification with the non-self that there is no self to die. — Bernard Berenson

The day you graduate from childhood to adulthood is the day you take full responsibility for your life. — Darren Hardy

I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that's a deal breaker. — Ronda Rousey

I've said to others that there were places I had forgotten about that were just so powerful. I've read the Gospels many times, but it's been a while since I've read through a whole book. — Michael W. Smith

I was the youngest of the six kids, and to make my older siblings laugh, that was very important. I did a great impression of our dad that made them all laugh, so that gave me a lot of power within the family. — Jim Gaffigan

I got a coat lined with hampster. You couldn't do that kind of thing in America. All the Boy Scouts would go on strike. — Suzy Parker

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. — Craig Kilborn

Without remorse she gave good-bye to her fantasies. They'd served their purpose, they'd awoken her heart to its potential. But as far as using them as a template for her life ... — Connie Brockway

I can picture the character in my head, and the voice just comes out. — Jim Cummings