Gallopa Quotes & Sayings

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas

So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window. — Tommy Cooper

So, the tendency of our childish nature is to take small things too seriously and get easily offended, whereas when we are confronted with situations which have long-term consequences, we tend to take things less seriously — Dalai Lama

Did you fail? Try, try again. There is no gain without pain. — Debasish Mridha

I was starting to come to grips with the fact that I had created a lot of pain and suffering around me, not just within me. — Anthony Kiedis