Galifianakis Laugh Quotes & Sayings

We rely only on God in the wilderness. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The element of dates I dread. To kiss or not to kiss, I hated that question. — Jamie McGuire

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging. — Zach Galifianakis

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings. — Zach Galifianakis

Are you interested, by the way, in etchings? I have one or two here that are considered to be rather choice. — James Hilton

Progressive activists are angry that a Medicare-for-all single-payer approach was totally ignored during the health care debate. — Bernie Sanders

I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it. — Plato