Gaggle Email Quotes & Sayings

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin — Steve Martin

We must always remember that the Chinese revolution was not a peasant's revolution, but one of the extreme Right. — Salvador Dali

Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product — Robert Stephens

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well. It's when you are trying to convince another person to think the same way that you do that there is friction and trouble between people. But when you feel that the other person is dumber than dirt, too dumb for words - why waste your breath - you get along pretty well. There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one. — Garrison Keillor

Are we gonna see power laces in 2015? To that I say yes! — Tinker Hatfield

Too many of us feel that we have to be perfect, in order to be loved. — Crystal Renn

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. — Bill Hicks

You should never just do something because it's what others expect of you. You have to go out there, find your own voice and forge your own path. It's too easy to walk through the tunnel that's already been dug. — Jim Sullos

Love her he doesn't but the thought he puts
into that young woman
would launch a national product
complete with TV spots & skywriting
outlets in Bonn & Tokyo
I mean it — John Berryman

You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines. — Barack Obama

I usually spend the hiatus of 'Dexter' in New York in a way to balance things. — Jennifer Carpenter

Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own. — John F. Kennedy

Finally there came a perfect storm of drafts from uptown and downtown, a big humid uric wind that swept the platform and then reversed itself, and reversed itself again, so that the dollar bills came levitating out of the guitar case and drifted up and down the platform like leaves in autumn, tumbling and skidding, while the band played on. It was perfectly beautiful and perfectly sad, and everybody on the platform knew it, nobody bent down to touch the money. — Jonathan Franzen

Sharing is the essence of social media. — Zoe Sugg

They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones. — Milton Berle