Gag Gifts Quotes & Sayings

For you to be successful in your promised land, you must study the land — Sunday Adelaja

How I do love to hear the wolves howl! — Joseph Smith Jr.

Write your dream obituary and live that life! — Tami Holzman

a lot easier to seize the day than it is to seize a Tuesday. You have errands on Tuesday. On Tuesday you eat pizza again. Your favorite TV show is on Tuesday, you know? — Adi Alsaid

The photographer's problem is to see clearly the limitations and at the same time the potential qualities of his medium, for it is precisely here that honesty no less than intensity of vision is the pre-requisite of a living expression. The fullest realization of this is accomplished without tricks of process or manipulation, through the use of straight photographic methods. — Paul Strand

A woman's outfit says a lot about her. — Amar'e Stoudemire

Television is such a staple of modern society that for most voters,
it's not real unless it's on the tube. — Ed Rollins

Biomedical research is only as good as its delivery. Distribution of medicines by charities is no more than a stopgap. — John Sulston

If there's no hatred in your heart,
then your mind won't find fault with others. — Toba Beta

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown

We do not see the sort of fundamental changes that would be necessary to reduce the trajectory of federal health spending by a significant amount and, on the contrary, the legislation significantly expands the federal responsibility for health care costs. — Doug Elmendorf

The incremental approach to change is effective when what you want is more of what you've already got. — Richard Pascale

Nutrition ... has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists and crackpots have kicked it pretty cruelly ... — Adelle Davis

If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts. — Maya Angelou

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli

I really think that the Liberal Party is dead and that one will simply have to think of men and policies after the war - not of parties. — John Hamilton-Gordon, 1st Marquess Of Aberdeen And Temair