Gaffigan Tour Quotes & Sayings

There is no strictly secular language that can translate religious awe. — Marilynne Robinson

Today you can start forming habits for overcoming all obstacles in life ... even nicotine cravings — Aristotle.

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. — Will Advise

A poet, Hephaestion, sings not to narrate human events as they occur, but to make sure that we have the opportunity of living the emotions and the passions of our heroes even at a distance of centuries. — Valerio Massimo Manfredi

But I'm tired of coming out. All I ever do is come out. I try not to change, but I keep changing, in all these tiny ways. I get a girlfriend. I have a beer. And every freaking time, I have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again. — Becky Albertalli

It's like a dream to come to Spain and stay for a couple of years and get somebody to teach me Spanish music. — Lenny Kravitz

It's a very common thing for the imagination to paint for the senses, both in the visible and invisible world. — William Austin

He who has independent ideas is hated by the mass[es]. — Shang Yang

Her husband leaned forward on the bed, hands balled into fists. "There's something you must understand, Brenna. I feel your emotions. I sense when you are upset. Don't ask me why, I haven't a clue. But your distress woke me. I've been sitting there," he waved at the chair, "for more than three hours waiting for you to stir.

Did she sense his emotions also? She thought maybe she did. — Cynthia Wicklund

I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that. — Sarah Palin

I believe it is the woman in the relationship that drives the relationship to what she wants it to be — Lori Colombo-Dunham

The practice of CCW comes with a commitment, if you're serious, and that commitment is that you will actually carry the damn thing! — Massad Ayoob

Atticus sometimes said that one way to tell whether a witness was lying or telling the truth was to listen rather than watch. — Harper Lee

I haven't won a World Cup. There's things that haven't been finished, and I'm not afraid to fall flat on my face trying. — Abby Wambach