Gaffigan Bacon Quotes & Sayings

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

Maybe this is what it's like when you die. Your inbox stays empty. At first, you just think nobody's answering, so you check your SENT box to make sure your outgoing mail is okay, and then you check your ISP to make sure your account is still active, and eventually you have to conclude that you're dead. — Ruth Ozeki

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. — Jim Gaffigan

Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka! — Jim Gaffigan

At the core of the universe, the face of God wears a smile — Loren Eiseley

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. — Jim Gaffigan

The more we feel concern for others and seek their well-being, the more friends we will have and the more welcome we will feel. — Dalai Lama

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. — Jim Gaffigan

The right to do something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. — Michael Steele

When you hear bacon cooking ... that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking ... that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak. — Woody Allen

As a member of the Aging Committee, I'm no stranger to fighting for America's seniors. — Claire McCaskill

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. — Jim Gaffigan

If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat. — Jim Gaffigan

If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person. — Shannon L. Alder

I've always been inspired by female performers and artists who really surround who they are around their voice. For me, it's always been about the voice. I wanna hear someone just sit by a piano, on a stool, and just sing - and that's it! — Lea Michele

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

Part of growing up spiritually is learning to be grateful for all things, even our difficulties, disappointments, failures and humiliations. — Mike Aquilina

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

Every decision you ever make has its own consequences. Freedom is not the issue. You have freedom to do what you want, you just cannot do it and not pay the price for it. — John Patrick Hickey

People respond to vision, not need. — Rick Warren

They want to talk to you tomorrow."
"Tomo ... " Chase choked on the word. "As in the day after today?"
"Is there any other kind? — Adrienne Wilder

Surely the principles of Christianity lead to action as well as meditation. — William Wilberforce