Gaarden Quotes & Sayings

Liberty is of small value to the lower third of humanity. They greatly prefer security, which means protection by some class above them. They are always in favor of despots who promise to feed them. The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. — H.L. Mencken

The government shut down 12 times under Democratic House Speaker Tip O'Neill. It was only shut down twice while I was speaker. — Newt Gingrich

We simply cannot put a man into a crucible to see if he will give off unmistakable green fumes of envy. — Fulton J. Sheen

(T)here was a story they used to tell at home about a girl whose punishment was that every time she opened her mouth, snakes and toads came out, snakes and toads with every word. The book didn't say what she did about it, but I've always assumed she probably ended up keeping her mouth shut. — Thomas Mann

Blonde Queenie, the most beautiful girl ever to don witches' robes, is standing in a silk slip, supervising the mending of a dress on a dressmaker's dummy. Jacob is thunderstruck. — J.K. Rowling

I'm a yarn teller. My job is to engage you as much as I can and as often as I can. — Ridley Scott

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. — Ray Romano

I'm always happy when I'm left alone, but if somebody comes and is nice, then we talk. — Maximilian Schell

I like Hitler, jolly jolly Hitler. — Phil Ochs

It may be, it just may be, that life as we know it with its humanity is more unique than many have thought. — Lyndon B. Johnson