Fuzzies Glenmora Quotes & Sayings

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! — Mitch Hedberg

Rationalism is the idea that we can ever understand anything about the state of being. It's a deathtrip. It always has been ... And if rationalism is a deathtrip, then irrationalism might very well be a lifetrip ... at least until it proves otherwise. — Stephen King

Spring had been the season for dying in the old days. Invalids who had struggled through the dark comfort of winter took fright as the night receded. — Mavis Gallant

I control it by being painfully honest about just how crazy I am. I control it by allowing myself to hide in bathrooms and under tables during important events. And sometimes I control it by letting it control me, because I have no other choice. — Jenny Lawson

She's as old as the hills, evil as a snake, all malevolence and magic and death. — Neil Gaiman

My whole thing is quality of life ... It must always be easy and low-maintenance and stress-free, and that means not trying to fit too much in. I don't ever want to be in a hurry. I want to enjoy the moments. — Ginnifer Goodwin

But now, as throughout history, financial capacity and political perspicacity are inversely correlated. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Knowing cats, a lifetime of cats, what is left is a sediment of sorrow quite different from that due to humans: compounded of pain for their helplessness, of guilt on behalf of us all. — Doris Lessing

The "through-and-through" universe seems to suffocate me with its infallible impeccable all-pervasiveness. Its necessity , with no possibilities; its relations, with no subjects, make me feel as if I had entered into a contract with no reserved rights ... It seems too buttoned-up and white-chokered and clean-shaven a thing to speak for the vast slow-breathing unconscious Kosmos with its dread abysses and its unknown tides. — William James

A lot of people don't listen to the albums. They just listen to the singles. — Joe Perry

It's awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman. — Henry Steele Commager

Dealing with my own life takes priority over other people dealing with my life. — Bob Dylan

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it. — Elvis Costello

I'd love to direct a film, but I don't think I have the temperament for it. I'm very hyper, and I want things to be done ASAP. If I turn director, I might end up killing my actors. — Shilpa Shetty