Futurama Bureaucracy Quotes & Sayings

Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that? — Glenn Beck

This is how you conquer your enemies:
through their ignorance of you,
and through your knowledge of them. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Man, do not pride yourself on superiority to the animals; they are without sin, and you, with your greatness, defile the earth by your appearance on it, — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Tell me what trying to reconcile with someone who isn't sorry would even look like!"

He paused, then said simply, "It would look like Jesus on the cross. — Jeanne Bishop

All our progress of luxury and knowledge ... we have not been lifted by as much as an inch above the level of the darkest ages ... The last hundred years have wrought no change in the passions, the cruelties, and the barbarous impulses of mankind. There is no change from the savagery of the Middle Ages. We enter a new century equipped with every wonderful device of science and art but the pirate, the savage, and the tyrant still survives. — Jim Harrison