Furneys Nursery Quotes & Sayings

Here is a golden Rule ... Write legibly. The average temper of the human race would be perceptibly sweetened, if everybody obeyedthis Rule! — Lewis Carroll

Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love. — Robin Morgan

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. — George Carlin

Words are for those with promises to keep. — W. H. Auden

Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt. — Barbara Walters

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right? — Tia Carrere

I've given up email. Well, almost. At the weekend I set up one of those auto-reply messages, informing my correspondents that I would no longer be checking my emails, and that instead they might like to call or write, as we used to in the olden days. — Tom Hodgkinson

Tolerance is the seed, and the gift of pure acceptance is the tree — India.Arie

Ah. Alicia, see? Didn't I tell you that's what she needed to begin with? Maybe a little schtupping and it would make the cancer go away. It works with pimples.'
'Nana! — Wendy Wunder