Fupa Mistake Quotes & Sayings

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips

She lifted me back into the seat with a wicked grin, and breathed, 'Just don't stop talking. Whatever you do, just don't stop talking,' and swallowed my manhood. I scrambled desperately through the darkened corners of my memory until I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed her by the hair and said, 'Now bend over, and I'll do to you what the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries wants to keep the Federal government from doing to the state of Alaska. — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind. — Johannes Brahms

Ideas move fast when their time comes. — Carolyn G. Heilbrun

There is no better story in the Old Testament, or perhaps the whole Bible, for depicting the difference between the ladder-defined life and the cross-defined life than that of the Tower of Babel. — Tullian Tchividjian

No one gives up on something until it turns on them, whether or not that thing is real or unreal. — Thomas Ligotti

The best I can say is that it's better for me to write about despair and darkness than to be incapable of getting off the sofa. It's better to write about suicide than to contemplate it too heavily. — Paul Westerberg

I have a terrible sense of direction. — Elizabeth McGovern

Bacteria and viruses were the most effective allies. — Eduardo Galeano

Tennis is a big puzzle. It's not any more physical or mental; you have to have all the pieces first, and then you have to put all the pieces together. For me, it took me time. — Stanislas Wawrinka

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. — Mark Twain