Funyuns Quotes & Sayings

You are the Protector of the Small. You see real people in the humans and animals overlooked by your peers. There will always be work for you. — Tamora Pierce

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns ... the writers are back! — Jon Stewart

Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I explode in laughter. "Funyuns give you bad breath too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "On second thought, enjoy your Funyuns, Ben! — Jessica Verday

Egypt's problem is that you've got an economy that works for about 40 million people, only you have 90 million people. The answer to the Egyptian problem is not guns, but jobs. We've got to find a private-sector, nongovernmental, aggressive way of creating jobs. That's not America's role totally. — Andrew Young

Happy indeed the poet of whom, like Orpheus, nothing is known but an immortal name! Happy next, perhaps, the poet of whom, like Homer, nothing is known but the immortal works. The more the merely human part of the poet remains a mystery, the more willing is the reverence given to his divine mission. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

There are a lot of people who know me who can't understand for the life of them why I would got to work on something as unserious as baseball. If they only knew. — A. Bartlett Giamatti

For those who need consolation no means of consolation is so effective as the assertion that in their case no consolation is possible: it implies so great a degree of distinction that they at once hold up their heads again. — Friedrich Nietzsche

There's no celebration like a celebration with Funyuns and wine. — Victoria Ashley

Every time someone opens up to me, it just feels like a gift they're giving me, because it's a chance to experience another human being. — Alison Rosen

I moved out of my house at 17 and half, I rented an apartment ... I pulled all the things off. It was pretty amazing and I lived a pretty good life, I had a car and I was making good money. — Eric Hernandez

The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics. It's just that they can't accept a petition that was written on a crumpled up Funyuns bag. — Jimmy Fallon

I did a lot of commercials early on, and I remember the first commercial I ever got was for a product called Funyuns. I had to eat these chips for, like, 12 hours straight. — Paula Garces