Funyouns Quotes & Sayings

With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. — Erma Bombeck

It is the tendency of Government to grow, for practices and programs to become the nearest thing to eternal life we'll see on this earth. — Ronald Reagan

Then suddenly the Mole felt a great Awe fall upon him, an awe that turned his muscles to water, bowed his head, and rooted his feet to the ground. It was no panic terror - indeed he felt wonderfully at peace and happy - but it was an awe that smote and held him and, without seeing, he knew it could only mean that some august presence was very, very near. — Kenneth Grahame

Replace the negative traits of your character by the traits you want to have — Sunday Adelaja

I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey? — Molly Harper

As anyone who goes into dog-rescue knows, it is not a for-profit business, but the rewards are priceless for me. — Emmylou Harris

I'll never believe I'm any older than 18. I get angry when my body can't do what an 18-year-old's does. And looking in the mirror is really a tragic sight. There are many consolations to getting older, but physically, it's quite unkind. I find that I have as much mobility, but it takes longer to get pretty. — Anthony Newley

It seemed as if humans had lost the ability to make their own fun. The more they were gifted with inventions, the less they needed one another. They didn't sing or play the fiddle at the hearth; they turned on the stereo. They didn't tell stories on the porch; they watched television. — Laura Whitcomb

A Greek gentleman in a straw hat, standing absolutely motionless at a slight angle to the universe. — Peter Cave

bestselling cookbooks; — Debbie Macomber

In love as in speculation there is much filth; in love also, people think only of their own gratification; yet without love there would be no life, and the world would come to an end. — Emile Zola