Funnymaine Riot Quotes & Sayings

She and I were still friends, but not best friends, not like we used to be. But we were still friends. She'd known me my whole life. It's hard to throw away history. It was like you were throwing away a part of yourself. — Jenny Han

We were watching telly the night Nan burnt the house down. — Celine Kiernan

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy. — James Thurber

You can do all these kinds of things that are up close and personal, but you really have to bring your strength, and really - you have to really be committed to actually strangle the life out of somebody, to crush their larynx and just squeeze every drop of life out of them. — Quentin Tarantino

Writers are just like other people, except slightly more obsessed. — John Banville

Lines are very difficult to learn. — Benedict Cumberbatch

But love takes many forms, and it is not the same for any man and woman. What people find then is a certain love. — Mitch Albom

If you're nice, decent, attractive, get good grades and are talented, no one wants to read about that ... They want to read what's out-of-the-ordinary, the scandalous, the shocking and the tragic. They want a story; they want to be captivated and what's typical does not give them that ... unless, of course, that person ends up a victim, commits a crime or loses their minds via a love affair. — Donna Lynn Hope

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep. — Chuck Jones

One of my goals is to have NO wrestler go undefeated. — Jeff Buxton

Wyclef is a musician that tried to unite as many musicians at once as possible. I am trying to be successful at that. The greatest challenge is that, I just got arrested for protesting in NYC for cutting the school budgets ... And I think that it's important to stand up. Schools are important. — Wyclef Jean