Funny Zipline Quotes & Sayings

Religion is to mysticism what popularization is to science. — Henri Bergson

Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you. — William Feather

You can take this job and shove it because I quit. — Jim Ross

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias

Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils. — E.L. James

A week went by and nothing. But eventually, as they always will, the rumors reached me. And everyone knows you can't disprove a rumor. — Jay Asher