Funny Yule Quotes & Sayings

The tagline behind "House of Lies" is funny, dirty, business. The show is a comedy satire about how big business operates. Most Americans that work in corporate America should be able to relate to this show. — Larenz Tate

Karma can be an ill-timed mistress who always calls when your Mother-in-law is the first to answer the phone ... . and it would be a completely sad story had it not been so surreally hilarious. — Josh Stern

At this rate, I'd be lucky if I wrote a page a day.
Then I knew what the problem was.
I needed experience.
How could I write about life when I'd never had a love affair or a baby or even seen anybody die? A girl I knew had just won a prize for a short story about her adventures among the pygmies in Africa. How could I compete with that sort of thing? — Sylvia Plath

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. — Martin Luther

I think if actors are successful at one thing, they paint themselves into a corner sometimes, and what's the fun in that? — Peter Dinklage

Being, I imagine, must be very simple. It is Becoming which is so messy and which I am all for. — James Tiptree Jr.

I don't make films for other people; I make films for me. — Ridley Scott

Bitcoin isn't tied to any commodity - besides trust. — Paul Ford

Fear Doesn't Shut You Down, It Wakes You Up — Veronica Roth

Once, when we were wild, sugar intoxicated us, the first narcotic we craved and languished in. We've tamed, refined it, but the juice from a peach still runs like a flash flood. — Stephanie Danler

Weeks go by, and I don't paint until finally I can't stand it any longer. I get fed up. I almost don't want to talk about it, because I don't want to become self-conscious about it, but perhaps I create these little crises as a kind of a secret strategy to push myself. — Gerhard Richter

Human evolution, at first, seems extraordinary. How could the process that gave rise to slugs and oak trees and fish produce a creature that can fly to the moon and invent the Internet and cross the ocean in boats? — Steven Pinker

I understand that it's hard for everyone, but one cannot give in to emotions ... we'll have to draw lessons from the current crisis and now we'll have to work on overcoming it. — Boris Yeltsin