Funny Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

Oh, my God," I whispered. "But how did they get my photo?
Alex tapped his mouth with his thumb. "That ... book with everyone's picture in it, that you have in high school."
"Yearbook," I said. Was he trying to be funny? But of course he was right; that's exactly where it was from. — L.A. Weatherly

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!' — Rob Thomas