Funny Yard Sale Quotes & Sayings

The Catholic Church must be the biggest corporation in the United States. We have a branch office in every neighborhood. Our assets and real estate holdings must exceed those of Standard Oil, A.T.&T., and U.S. Steel combined. And our roster of dues-paying members must be second only to the tax rolls of the United States Government. — Avro Manhattan

I felt that I had been influenced by being in the city enough and I wanted to go off by myself to see what was going on. I remember going out there and looking in the mirror and thinking I wasn't anything. — Roscoe Mitchell

No one tells you what to do if you completely flop at the beginning of a performance. — Joshua Bell

Religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide. — Tom Robbins

You shouldn't wait for other people to make special things happen. You have to create your own memories. — Heidi Klum

As far as working with actors, I feel very comfortable working in that aspect of directing. — Jim Rash