Funny Xerox Quotes & Sayings

You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logic when I do it. Logic's the first thing you have to get rid of. — J.D. Salinger

The fair breeze blew,
The white foam flew,
And the forrow followed free.
We were the first to ever burst into the silent sea. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

As she trotted down the stairs, she saw Blake stand up, tucking his piano in his pocket. The day's bright sun had him trapped in his spot in the shade. She stepped into his cover and kissed him.
"Thanks for the roses. And Teddy loves his bow." She brushed her hands through his hair. — Debra Anastasia

When I wake up, I immediately pray. When I go to sleep, I pray. Honestly, a prayer every second, in every breath. I suggest the whole world to do it. Prayer is amazing. — DJ Khaled

One of the best things I did during this time was to let myself off the hook of "productivity. — Elizabeth DiAlto

Even when a situation seems so personal, even if others insult you directly, it has nothing to do with you. What they say, what they do, and the opinions they give are according to the agreements they have in their own minds. — Miguel Ruiz

How you do life is your real and final truth, not what ideas you believe. — Richard Rohr

...tears would have made him feel weak. Men have always been fragile that way. — N.K. Jemisin

I've worked many jobs throughout my life, which has ultimately enhanced my appreciation for the opportunity to teach yoga and share something so positive. — David F. Swensen

Well, I guess my unease with that is ... I'm always a little uneasy with that phrase - smooth jazz, as opposed to what? — David Sanborn