Funny Xanax Quotes & Sayings

Wonder Woman was my first love, and now she's [Charlotte Kemp Muhl) my last. — Sean Lennon

What I do know is our state and country is currently backwards and upside-down, and we all are to blame in one fashion or another. — David Pratt

In the restaurant business, as opposed to the theater, center orchestra is an 8 P. M. reservation. Orchestra on the side is 7 or 8:30. Mezzanine is 6 and 9. But people don't take it personally when they call the theater and can't get what they want. — Danny Meyer

Bonnie and Clyde were almost like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing 'the government's money.' I think that's a bit of why they were glorified. — Lane Garrison

Right before I jumped out of a plane, I knew what Superman felt like. — Harry Shum Jr.

Regular minds find similarities in stories (and situations); finer minds detect differences. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Impression is a great phenomenon in itself: as a man thinketh so is he. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

The police are not entrusted with a mission which differentiates them from those they serve. Being unconcerned with ultimate purposes, they are inseparable from the persons and interests of their masters, and shine with their reflected glory. — Claude Levi-Strauss

I'm so glad to have Xbox as a franchise, especially at a time when gaming is becoming even more important - as a digital life category and in the mobile world. — Satya Nadella

They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&. — Jasper Fforde

When harvests are exuberant, joy and health follow in their train; but let delusive prosperity draw industry from agriculture; let an insiduous disease attack one of its important products; let an insect, or a parasite, fasten on a single esculent, and mark the effect upon commerce and human life. Upon such an event all business is deranged. — Elias Hasket Derby

It is possible for love to grow and multiply if you work at it. — Jon Jones