Funny Wvu Quotes & Sayings

I only grow hair in places that men like. — Lea Thompson

Remember that wasted minute at the start of the day? Hard luck but you'll never find it again. — Cleveland W. Gibson

The dead are lonelier than the living ever can be. They can't hear each other through coffins and the earth ... When I die I'd like to be buried in a mass grave. In a mass grave I wouldn't be afraid of the dark, and I'd be lonely only because my grandson will be missing me, the way I miss Grandpa Slavko now. — Sasa Stanisic

Want and intelligence,' the historian had written, 'is a dangerous combination. — Becky Chambers

To him it was a sort of hyperspace-librarian, girl-geek thing that he found clever and fetching without attracting him in a way that would have been creepy. — Neal Stephenson

In the early stages of development, growth is constrained by number of potential new ideas, but later on it is constrained only by the ability to process them.19 — Anonymous

Use lots of exclamation points. They love to be overused. — SARK

Man was created by God to fulfill God's will — Sunday Adelaja

You can't focus on what everyone else is doing - it has to be about what's really broken and what you can do to fix it. — Drew Houston