Funny World Cup Quotes & Sayings

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. — Arjuna Ranatunga

I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there. — Russell Howard

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up. — Frankie Boyle

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? — Chris Rock