Funny Workout Quotes & Sayings

I wish I could claim I faced my first day of apostasy with courage and certainty. Yet in truth, I had never felt more afraid. — David Ebershoff

Yearning wants mostly to perpetuate itself. — Mason Cooley

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money. — Kevin Meaney

Back when I was a two-handed bastard, I made the sheep of the population nervous by skulking around in my badass facial hardware and projecting the fact that I didn't give a shit. — Jordan Castillo Price

Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr

I know I've got a death wish. I've never enjoyed my life, I've never liked people. I love the mountains because they are the negation of life, indestructible, inhuman, untouchable, indifferent, as I want to be. — Anna Kavan

Who would have known the dark eyes staring into mine would become our children's eyes ... ? — John Geddes