Funny Wise Old Man Quotes & Sayings

None of that 'Oh, I'm not hungry; I'll just have a salad' crap so many woman pulled, as if he'd think they were less attractive somehow if they ate like real human beings. Nothing could be further from the truth. After all, what was the point in taking a woman out for dinner if she didn't like food? — Jackie Barbosa

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that. — Tim Heidecker

We like the imperfect because it reminds us of ourselves. — Randy Bachman

Self-Knowledge is the Jewel of all Knowledge.-Serena Jade — Serena Jade

What sort of love is it if you hand someone over when it gets difficult?" she cries, her voice shaking with sorrow. "Abandon someone when there's — Fredrik Backman

You don't turn your back on family, even when they do. — Aboubakar Msangi

I'm a slow starter, but it's time to flip on the switch. — Joe Cowley

Always say how you feel because you never know if you'll get the chance again. — Kid Cudi

Sometimes at night I worry about TAMMY. I worry that she might get tired of it all. Tired of running at sixty-six terahertz, tired of all those processing cycles, every second of every hour of every day. I worry that one of these cycles she might just halt her own subroutine and commit software suicide. And then I would have to do an error report, and I don't know how I would even begin to explain that to Microsoft. — Charles Yu

If Americans want prosperity, we need a grand reawakening to the incontrovertible fact that its source is entrepreneurs unfettered by meddling politicians. — Star Parker

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself. — Margaret Atwood

I think people have different definitions of team unity. My definition is doing whatever it takes to win, what makes a great team; it's performance on the field, respect on the field. — Hope Solo