Funny Wilfred Dog Quotes & Sayings

Our facility is state of the art. There are half a dozen big cozy offices that Chad Jensen could've parked his ass in, but for some reason he chose this modest office tucked away near the laundry room.

I knock on the door, only opening it when I hear Coach's gruff, "Get in here." The last player who waltzed in without knocking got a tongue-lashing that the rest of us could hear all the way from the showers. I like to think Coach uses the office to jack off and that's why he insists on privacy. Logan hypothesizes that he has a secret office family that's only allowed to venture out in the wee hours of the night.

Logan is an idiot. — Elle Kennedy

If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake. — Oscar Wilde

Because there is no meaning to be found in the arbitrary nature of things., It's all random. Just as space is blue. And birds fly through it. — Douglas Kennedy

When you are in control of what the final product is, there is kind of no limitation to what you feel like you can do because you know that if you don't like it, you can just cut it out. — Rachael Taylor

He who does not fill his world with phantoms remains alone. — Antonio Porchia

Unfortunately, there's a lot of people in high places who understand the science but don't like where the policy leads them: too much government control. — David Titley

With 'Urban Secrets,' I just really liked the idea of wandering around chatting to people. — Alan Cumming

The epoch of Customary Law, and of its custody by a privileged order, is a very remarkable one. — Henry James Sumner Maine

She knew nothing but she had everything he had lost. — Oscar Wilde

Faith is a focus on God. — Lailah Gifty Akita