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Millions of hells of sinners cannot come near to exhaust infinite grace. — Samuel Rutherford

The biggest failure of man is that he gives up before he realizes how close he was to success. — Thomas A. Edison

Leave the beaten track behind occasionally and dive into the woods. Every time you do, you will be certain to find something you have never seen before. — Alexander Graham Bell

Public Schools too often fail because they are shielded from the very force that improves performance and sparks innovation in nearly every other human enterprise - competition. — Bob Lutz

I caught the happy virus last night
When I was out singing beneath the stars.
It is remarkably contagious -
So kiss me. — Hafez

To expect that men who do not honorably and intelligently conduct their private affairs will honorably and intelligently conduct the affairs of the community is to be a fool. — Ambrose Bierce

I was inspired by many teachers when I started my channel, Bob Ross being one of them. His voice was so soothing, almost like hypnosis. He was that great of a teacher, even the casual viewer could learn how to paint from watching his show. Growing up, I just remember him being so mesmerizing on screen. — Michelle Phan

More often than not, a hero's most epic battle is the one you never see; it's the battle that goes on within him or herself. — Kevin Smith

For once you're right, brother dear,' Sadie said. 'As much as I'd love to be a literal goddess, I suppose I'll have to remain a figurative one. — Rick Riordan

I'm already saved. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. Now unlock that door and set me free, brother. — Kerrelyn Sparks

A heart isn't some revolving door where a bunch of people can go in and out. — Cheon Eunbi

According to geologists, about 100 million years from now, Asia and the Americas will smash together to form one giant supercontinent. The good news: Maybe all those jobs that went over there will finally come back. — Jay Leno

The real you
is much too big to be your own. — Ivan M. Granger

We eagles sing no soothing songs.
Our throats can only whistle.
Instead, we hunt them down,
take them from others. — Dana Walrath