Funny Weight Watchers Quotes & Sayings

When you laugh, I want to transform the
entire world so it will mirror you. — Vladimir Nabokov

He thought all those things of me, but, above all, he valued our friendship. — C.J. Duggan

Whenever a new scholar came to out school, I used to confront him at recess with the following words: 'My name's Tom Bailey: what's your name?' If the name struck me favorably, I shook hands with the new pupil cordially; but if it didn't I would turn on my heel, for I was particular in this point. Such names as Higgins, Wiggins, and Spriggins were deadly afronts to my ear; while Lapgdon, Wallace, Blake, and the like, were passing words to my confidence and esteem. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

In this silent, serene wilderness the weary can gain a heart-bath in perfect peace. — John Muir

The thousand stars that shine in the light of day — Osman Welela

For men, time is a river. We are trapped in its flow, hurtling from past to present, always in the same direction. — George R R Martin

Revere thyself, and yet thyself despise. — Edward Young

Recognizing its importance, Aedes aegypti should be studied as a long-term national, regional, and world problem rather than as a temporary local threat to the communities suffering at any given moment from yellow fever, dengue or other aegypti-borne disease. No one can foresee the extent of the future threat of Aedes aegypti to mankind as a vector of known virus diseases, and none can foretell what other virus diseases may yet affect regions where A. aegypti is permitted to remain. — Fred Lowe Soper

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs ... like custom officers. — Jack Dee

We are the most brutal with the people we love the most. — Molly Ringwald

So if there is any encouragement in Christ, any comfort from love, any participation in the Spirit, any affection and sympathy, complete my joy by being of the same mind, having the same love, being in full accord and of one mind. Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. — Anonymous

If a man wishes to ensure the bad opinion of others, his best course probably is to be honest about himself. — William Hurrell Mallock

I have a lot of friends and family that have suffered because of the church's judgment; my best friend in the world is gay. I felt a lot of people around me drawing lines in the sand, and that year I decided: I don't want to draw lines and have to be on one side or the other, but if someone's going to push me to one or the other side of the line, I'm going to stand on the side of those being judged because that's where I feel Jesus meets people. — Derek Webb