Funny Weekend Update Quotes & Sayings

People tend to link "sex and drugs" because both are condemned by society. Nevertheless, throughout the ages human beings have continually searched for more ecstasy, more sexual satisfaction, for solutions to their sexual problems, and for aphrodisiacs. — Rick Doblin

Calling for delivery is my favorite recipe. — Sarah Dessen

Music is such a healing thing, no matter who you are. — Kate Voegele

Virtue is a step toward cultivating authentic beauty, for the love and grace that is within a woman is what truly shines through to make her radiant. Grace illuminates the exterior. — Jenessa Terraccino

Kill?' I realized I could never properly explain that word to this creature toiling here in its garden. Had it ever eaten meat? Could it conjugate the verb 'hunt? — Hunter S. Thompson

If you're part of the Network Generation, you don't have to belong just to one nation. Dual identities come easily to these dual screeners. They fear a separate Scotland would be a narrowing, not a broadening, experience. — Douglas Alexander

(ghost of)ACHILLES: How can I force obedience on this? In other times I've used the fear of death to make a woman bow herself to me. If not the fear of her own death, then fear for someone else, a husband or a child. How can I bend this woman to my will?
(ghost of)POLYXENA: I think I will not bend.
IPHIGENIA: You see, it's as we've tried to tell you, Great Achilles. Women are no good to you dead. — Sheri S. Tepper

Vanity is as ill at ease under indifference as tenderness is under a love which it cannot return. — George Eliot

I wake up every morning and thank God I live in a country where all of this is possible. Where you have the Yankee ingenuity to roll up your sleeves, get a band of people who believe in something and go for it and make it happen. It doesn't happen anywhere else. — Brian Binnie

We're not only living lives of vanity; our passion for God is often nothing more than a passion to have God make our search for vanity a successful one. — Kevin DeYoung

I always knew that there were huge opportunities for me, and that I had a lot of potential to do a lot of different things, but I also knew it was about my execution and my application of skills. — T.I.

Happy the lover who exercises, then
Goes home to sleep all day with a handsome boy. — Theognis

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar. — Douglas Coupland