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Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Dennis Cogswell

One does not change a feeling by focusing on that feelings. One changes a feeling by changing one's behaviors and or one's thoughts — Dennis Cogswell

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Lisa Kleypas

What are you going to say if she tells you that she had a row with Winterborne?" Cassandra asked. "I'll tell her to have more of them," Kathleen said. "One can't allow a man to have his way all the time." She paused reflectively. "Once Lord Berwick told me that when a horse pulls at the reins, one should never pull back. Instead, loosen them. But never more than an inch. — Lisa Kleypas

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Machado De Assis

Till now, madness has been thought a small island in an ocean of sanity. I am beginning to suspect that it is not an island at all but a continent. — Machado De Assis

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Phil Simms

People go, 'Hey, did you do anything special for the Super Bowl?' Well no, I like to think I do the same amount of work every week getting ready for a game. — Phil Simms

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Michel De Montaigne

If I can, I shall keep my death from saying anything that my life has not already said."
-from "That intention is judge of our actions — Michel De Montaigne

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Taeyang

A smart man can't beat a hardworking man and a hard working man can't beat a happy working man. — Taeyang

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Margaret Atwood

I do not say making love, because this is not what he's doing. Copulating too would be inaccurate, because it would imply two people and only one is involved. Nor does rape cover it: nothing is going on here that I haven't signed up for. There wasn't a lot of choice, but there was some, and this is what I chose. — Margaret Atwood

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Derek Holland

I don't have weird talents I'm just a weird person! And do impersonations. — Derek Holland

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Pearl S. Buck

There was no need to hurry that future - yet the length of his own youth pressed upon him. Whatever he was to do next he wanted to begin now. But how to begin and on what? — Pearl S. Buck

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Daniel R. White

Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates. — Daniel R. White

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita

The body is a temple, where God dwells. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By John Taylor Gatto

Government schooling made people dumber, not brighter; made families weaker; ruined formal religion with its hard-sell exclusion of God; set the class structure in stone by dividing children into classes and setting them against one another; and has been midwife to an alarming concentration of wealth and power in the hands of a fraction of the national community. — John Taylor Gatto

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Rajiv Gandhi

Women are the social conscience of a country. They hold our societies together. — Rajiv Gandhi

Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By George Washington

The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty, and the destiny of the Republican model of Government, are justly considered as deeply, perhaps as finally staked, on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people. — George Washington