Funny Wedding Telegram Quotes & Sayings

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger! — Chris Crutcher

My humour comes from acknowledging different communities. That's what my fans are responding to - they know that I 'get it.' I understand them. I take the time to understand them. I get more complaints from people when I don't talk about them. I've had guys come up to me after a show and go, 'You didn't talk about Latvians!' — Russell Peters

I disappear for twenty minutes into Ford Maddox Ford's The Good Soldier while John does the dishes, fighting past my initial irritation all the class nonsense and how no one will say anything of significance because it's simply not done to be explicit. Like in James or Wharton. Those novels where you're screaming at characters to go ahead already and blurt it out, save us a hundred pages of prevarication. — Adam Haslett

You want to take out an enemy? Ignore the things they write, the things they do, the things they say behind your back. Nothing will shut up rumors and innuendo more than to ignore them and diffuse them with silence. — Robert J. Braathe

Change is always trivial compared to what doesn't change. — Marty Rubin

It is better to be tied to any thorny bush than to be with a cross man. — Lady Gregory

You have seen so much purposeless suffering that at least being killed for a reason can be borne? — N.K. Jemisin

The thing that I have done throughout my life is to do the best job that I can and to be me. — Mae Jemison

We bear the sole, relentless tenderness. — Pablo Neruda

Cowards are scared with threatenings; boys are whipped into confession; but a steady mind acts of itself, ne'er asks the body counsel. — Thomas Otway

While Roscoe made cups of coffee for Charlie Hubble and Finlay sat in the rosewood office, — Lee Child

Leaf! you are so big!
How can you change your
color, then just fall!
As if there were no
such thing as integrity! — Frank O'Hara

One American newspaper wholesaler told The New York Times that the Indians basically replaced the old Jewish and Italian merchants and they've filled a tremendous void because nobody will put in the fourteen and sixteen-hour days that they do quite willingly and that you have to put in when running a newsstand. — Shashi Tharoor

And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same. — J.K. Rowling

In journeys, as in life, it is a great deal easier to go down hill than up — Charles Dickens